About
Spent high school summers training sausage in Ohio. Had a brief career creating marketing channels for squirt guns in Washington, DC. In 2009 I was getting my feet wet with fatback in Orlando, FL.
Spent the 80's writing about yard waste in Libya. Spent a year supervising the production of wooden trains in Cuba. Developed several new methods for deploying pond scum on the black market.
Spent the 80's writing about yard waste in Libya. Spent a year supervising the production of wooden trains in Cuba. Developed several new methods for deploying pond scum on the black market.